This was me today. So after the coolness of graduation, moving, and my Old Faithful incident life here has gotten kinda boring. Wait. I take that back. I was so bored that Momma Joye distracted me with The View and snuck out of the house so that she didn't have to entertain me anymore. I guess the constant questioning of "Where you going? Can I come to? Huh Huh Can I Momma Joye Can I? In case you were wondering I apply everyday for three hours online peddling myself on the virtual realm. "Hire ME! Pick ME! I'm CUTE! I'm fun!" I'm like a hyperactive hypoglymic child who just had a candy bar.
So after moping around the house I finally got my lazy butt outside. So I went for a hike. Thinking that I was suddenly blessed with the same hyperactive genes as my sister and father I realized two minutes in that I am a casual jogger/old lady power walker what's even stranger is that I am okay with it.
Who knew?
So if you are there at work, reading this as I go running around the neighbor figthing the urge to go purge at Farr's Ice Cream (Cause now that I don't have to make it I crave for it nightly.) think to yourself.
AM I REALLY THAT BORED?
NOW FOR THE MOMENT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR....
THE ONE
THE ONLY
BRIDGET JONES MOMENT!
This was me earlier today watching The View.
Weight: 210!
BMI:30
Steps walked: A lot (Pedometer went MIA during the move)
Water: 5 ozs
Breakfeast: Yogurt (4oz)s
Lunch: A open faced Tuna Sandwhich
Dinner: Chicken, Strawberries, Aspargus, and watermelon!
Snacks: A sugar free fudgesical, handful of chips, prunes, and jello.
P.S. Denise gets the BLAKEGOTFATMOMMA award for being awesome!
LOVE it! Oh how I miss the Ogden trails. ugh so jealous. I think i might have to take trips every saturday to go on them. SO fun, I LOVE the bridget jones moment and WOW! way to go blake! 210 that is so awesome
ReplyDeleteBlake, did you know that I am also a casual jogger/old lady power walker? Now that you are home again, we should go jogging/power walking every day. (Emphasis on the walking part.)
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