Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Ballad of The Middle Child

Funny story of the day.

I was at work which is where I spend the majority of my time unless I'm in bed. As I was delivering food to patient when I ran into one of my parents long ago friends from High School. You know the type that knows you but you have no idea who they are? Yup. This is one of those friends.

As we were making casual conversation about what everybody was up to it got rather awkward. After discussing the princess completing the iron man, the nip and the momma running a marathon and my father the crazy bike rider,and my stepfather's crazy outdoor adventures. They paused and looked at me as if to say "What do you do?"

So I told them.

I lose weight.

Gained it right back.

and blog about it.

Like a normal person.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Where is You Gone? And Can I Come?

(I give to you the FARR ugly Christmas sweater picture of 2008!)

I have realized that the weather outside is out to get me. Before you start calling mental health police the last few days when ever I wake up I declare "I will go Christmas shopping!" then the "weather" or as I like to call it the wet sticky stuff that blocked my car in and designed by "Satan" gets in the way.

This is the point you may ask why not just buy all your Christmas presents online? The problem is I end up doing the buying way too much for me! Oh well. Tis the season!

Next year I m using all the money I would have spent on Christmas presents and donating it to Charity. Thus selfless and innovative no?