So I finally made it to the store. In which I was stuck behind a Miranda Priestly* wanna be. Seriously lady? It's Smiths not Whole Foods. I can wear sweats and an old USU game shirt at 8:30 on a Saturday night its what people do when they am out of food and have no other plans. Since walking is now an activity that I am no longer proficient at it I was moving rather slow and I swear I heard her go "By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me". Oh. No. She Didn't.
Did I mention she was buying all healthy organic products?
Cause she was.
But now buried underneath her mountain of spinach? Is three huge bags of mini cadbury eggs.
Won't that be a lovely surprise for her at the checkout counter.
Your welcome lady!
*Miranda Priestly is the character Meryl Streep plays in the Devils Wears Prada. FYI.