Thursday, October 6, 2011

Shake It Out

I ate another pint of Starbucks Java Chip Frappicinco last night.

I know. I know. I'm not proud of myself either.

What I want to know is what was I looking for at the end of the pint? Happiness? A present?

Ronald McDonald? To make that reference even more obscure the Hamburgler? (Points to you if catch it.)

I started the year at 250 pounds. I ran a marathon and got down to 220. (YAY! Mild obesity! Now going to end the year at the same weight I started it. Fan Freaking Fabulous.) Yet today as I went to get my twin lumps removed from my arm ( I called them Harry and Lloyd.) as I laid there on the table in the lethal injection stance I wanted to cover my fat from the doctor and the resident. Apparently Harry and Lloyd warrented as a "teaching moment". So as I laid there as they talked in their medical jargon I just wanted to disappear in my tossed out Java chip container.

It hasn't been a good couple of months.

Here is my vomit moment of woe. Sorry if you don't wanted to be woeifed remembered you have been warned. I mean it. I'm woeful and I'm liking it. Woe woe woe oh woe is me! Okay I'm good now.

No really I mean it.

Guess I'm going to have to dust off my running shoes. I don't even have a name for my new pair. But am open for suggestions.

Who wants to shake off the jiggle with a little giggle with me? (Almost wet my pants with laughter on that one. Heh. I am funny.) Anybody want to run a half marathon with me?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Beuhler? (Could you blame me?)

Leave me a comment with name suggestions and if you want to shake off the jiggle with a little giggle with me.


1 comment:

  1. I do but I HATE running! Come to body jam on Tuesday! It's a new launch so nobody will know the music. I have also been in a woe is me state lately. It started off with family pictures and my two sisters who are tiny complaining about their fatness. Barf! I think it would be cool to run a half marathon someday but it scares me. Seriously. I hate running but i think you could make it fun. Lets chat! Come to jam on tuesday! Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top! (a cherry on top of fat free ice cream. Um...never mind. Yuck! Forget the cherry and the fat free ice cream! That stuff is nasty! ) XOXO

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