It was on Day Three that I began to get rather bothered by
other people’s presence no wait I would like to clarify it was the day that everything
and everyone began to bother me. I feel like a hormonal teenager annoyed at the
very questions directed towards me. “Where’s the bathroom?” one woman had asked
me and though I had been courteous and pointed her in the right direction my
crazy brain went “Ugh as if! Can’t you read?” as the day has progressed I find
myself even annoyed with my presence. It
is as if I have way too many emotions mainly I feel like the sugar part of my
brain has hijacked the control tower and is throwing a tantrum of epic proportions
or like my sister after 4 ½ days at Disneyland. As my body moves from using its
easy store of sugar for energy I’m making it work and it’s not liking it. I’m
not liking it.
Yet I’m on day three. The day where most people throw in the
towel drive on down to the ice cream parlor and say to the scooper why yes I
want three scoops in a waffle cone and can you put a hustle on it? So in preparation for this sort of event I hid
my wallet from myself so that I would not even if I wanted to be able to go out
and get fat I mean fast food. I've locked the door and told people that the
best way to communicate with me would probably be by telegram or carrier
pigeon. It took all my will power to be nice today.
So now I am sitting here on the couch with Friend reruns on
in my comfort clothes, the snow falling out the window and my house smelling
like smoke from the oh romantic bacon wrapped meatloaf I put in the oven that
caught on fire. Note to self don’t’ jam a bunch of meat on top of other meat
and not give the grease a place to go. So needless to say while the windows are
open, the fans blowing and I bundled up in my down coat that is rated for arctic
winter my surroundings finally meet my mood. In a few minutes I’m going to go
to bed and hopefully wake up a much more pleasant and sparkly person. If not I
might have to put myself on a penalty hold.
Day three.
Sucks.
Yeah. I said it.
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