Papa can you hear me?

Me:Happy Father's Day Dad!

Dad: After 27 of them they are kinda the same.

Oh Well.

HAPPY FATHERS DAY!

I said Doctor! Uhe Ching chang walla bing bang...

I got an epidural today. My sympathies to all the pregant ladies. Earlier I had blogged about wanting to get one to have some relief from the scaitc back pain. In theory it sounded wonderful. Yet when I was in that room mooning the Dr. man trying to make small conversation (brief excerpt What about that weather yesterday?") then Wham! Bam! Thank You Ma'm! Now my butt is numb. Remember when you got to go ice blocking for a church activity and even though you used a towel after the end of the night your butt was numb?

Thats how I feel right now.

Numb butt.

Thought you would like to know.

You can't be the final word in Driver Licences...

This pic has nothing to do with today's post except that I liked the Little Aunt going excuse me?

Yesterday was a grown up day. I got a new drivers license yesterday which thrilled me. No more vertical licence! Then I went to the denist and got a new toothbrush which always makes me happy. Its been a crazy couple of days.

That and it's my 25th birthday on monday.

All I want is a Bleeding Armidillo cake.

Oh and world peace of course.

Radio I think I'm in Love with My Radio...

Here we is. I realized that between the Princess and the Little Nip I've got issues with my weight and being moviated. The Princess is training for a Ultra Iron Man (The Race not the movie) and the Little Nip just ran a half marathon with the Momma. My claim to fame? I started this blog.

At first this was going to be a pity blog post. Woe is me. Fat is me. Death to the Devil's Starchy Fingers aka French Fries. But I as I was lounging in the glorious Maui sun like a cooked lobster I realized that this blog gives me some strenght ,however not strong enough to heif my self on the scale after the wonderful visit to the Doctor's office, airplane bloat (it exist google it), and all those Sour Patch Watermelons gotta get absorbed.

I'm intrupting this post for an important FYI:

Being fat is the best thing for getting a epidural it cushions the needle when it gets inserted in your back.

Who knew?

Perhaps tomorrow I will be brave enough to get on the scale.

Maybe not.

Oh Well. Death to the Devil's Starchy Fingers. (Make that your war cry. Not Zion! Zion!)

I'm Coming Home on A Jet Plane

ELDER BRANDON FARR COMES HOME TODAY!

YIPEE!


(He's my cousin just in case you are wondering.)

Homeward Bound

Aloha Hoi!

If you have ever been to Lagoon I love to ride the fire dragon roller coaster called the Colussus (I know I spelt it wrong but I'm too lazy to Google how to spell it.) as you ride up the general uptake you get this feeling of apprehension and a little bit of exicitment then after the last clicky clack you drop going down through crazy turns and then suddenly you go upside down through two huge hoops. As you go right to the center of the circle your hair and body feels like it flipped upside down. You feel like you are standing right but upside down.

Thats how I feel after doing an all nighter on the Red Eye flight back home from Maui. If you didn't understand the previous post think of riding the tea cup ride at Disneyland 3 times in a row (or was it four?) and then walking back to your hotel. Thats how I feel at the moment.

Absolutly looped.

But anyway. I missed you all. I had no way to blog each day from the beach or else I would have blogged everyday. So get exicited. Stories and pics coming tomorrow. Or at 3 in the morning depending on how I handle getting back to Utah time.

I'm back I promise!

ALOHA!

Dear Readers,

I am here in Maui lounging by the ocean and thinking of you. Hopefully nobody will yell beached whale!

XOXO

Blake

P.S Postings are going to be a little sparse cause I will be busy working on my tan.